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AETERNUM

IMPERIUM

Regardez ces créations du paradis, les rongeurs majestueux

Car ces êtres telles sont béni par Dieu

Oh great and majestic capybara, for how I love thee. For thou doth swim so gracefully, how thouest bathe in the rays of the sun at the foot of the most tranquil of ponds. For thouest allow small beasts to ride apon thee. How thouest are serene in your ever so frequent slumber. It is for such I wish for thou bountiful fortune and delicious grass, may thou be ever so amphibious and visually akin to a coconut.

- PROPERTY OF CAPYCORP -

WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING.®

Ca·py·ba·ra (noun) [kap-uh-bahr-uh] aka: Carpincho, capivara, güire, fercho. Capybaras are semiaquatic giant rodents native to South America. Capybaras are the largest species of rodent in the world measuring in with an average height of 20 - 25 inches (50 - 60 cm) and an average weight of 80 - 150 lbs (35 - 70 kgs). Wild Capybaras often live in moist environments such as tropical rainforests, savannahs, marshes and most typically along rivers and lakes. Capybaras are herbivores and graze mostly on grasses and aquatic plants. They also eat their own shit sometimes for bacterial gut flora :3. Capys spend most of their time resting, eating and most importantly swimming, which is a useful method for evading predators. Capys are epic an awesome and it is an undesputable fact of life, I mean just look at them...

Capy surfing the web lole (conducting multiple cyber attacks)

They're multiplying...

PISS

He is very talented :)

Capy yet again surfing the web (he is making 6 figures in passive income from ransomware)

Lil capy emerging from his crib

got da blanket fr

Thousand-yard stare

Small creature

Staring at you once again, what have you done...

Cat + Capy Collab?

Capycore aesthetic

What the fuck is this creature